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Thursday, May 14, 2009

My Obama suggestion

Thanks Orion and Blogstrop for alerting the ShadowLands to this article about President Obama's attempts to bring peace to the Middle East. The centrepiece of this plan appears to be allowing Iran to develop nukes, giving half of Israel away, and allowing suicide bombers into the remainder.

Here's our modest suggestion. If, over the next four years, Obama offers free camping on the White House lawn to anyone claiming Palestinian heritage, as well as free access for Palestinians to see all of his speeches - Israel will agree to the peace plan.

But only if Obama survives.

By the by - a brilliant article here by Greg Sheridan.

1 comment:

blogstrop said...

Grace Slick, Caroline Glick - both hotties in their own way.