Are you that special person who - weary from trudging the endless superhighways - just longs to camp next to a glorious oasis of the mind? Do you desire to explore new frontiers, splash in shared ideas, fill your belly with the refreshing fruits of inspiration, and bask in the gentle rays of fond reflection?
Well, you can fuck right off. This, my friends, is not that place. This place is... The ShadowLands.
The ShadowLands would be ultra-stoked and just a little surprised if any Sydney readers are able to catch a glimpse and report back to us on the jostling crowds at a pro-North Korea vigil at the Korean consulate from 4-6 pm tomorrow, Thursday May 14 at 111 Elizabeth Street.
Even better - if it is at all possible - to get a sneaky picture. There are sure to be some absolute retards there. Anyone who can manage this will be granted Life Membership of The ShadowLands, have all invoices torn up, and be granted some tacky mock-up online award.
In the meantime, Gateway reminds us what real torture looks like.
UPDATE: Doh, no takers. I'll see if I can find any reports.